How would you like to be a millionaire in sixty three seconds ?

01.20.08 (6:13 pm)   [edit]
Yes!!! Even a slug or a couch potato can be rich beyond their wildest dreams in as little as sixty three seconds. READING THIS ONE MESSAGE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!! Two hundred fifty one seconds ago IT HELPED ME To Become Very Wealthy & IT CAN HELP YOU Too!! This Is NOT A SCAM !!!! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A SCAM!!!! All you need to get started are three Indian head nickels and a bag of Barbecue Potato Chips. This Really Does WORK!! PLEASE READ ALL Of This Amazing Article!!! And you too can be just as rich as me!!! Exactly Two hundred ninety four seconds ago I was browsing through newsgroups, dead broke, just like you are now. And I was wondering how I could get rich with no training, no self improvement or effort of any kind. When suddenly I came across an article similar to the one you're reading now. And it said that I could make thousands of dollars within only seconds with an initial investment of only three Indian head nickels and a bag of Barbecue Potato Chips. I thought, "Yeah right, this must be some kind of a scam", but like most of us, I'm stupid, so I kept reading. The article said that I should mail the nickels and the chips, along with my name and address, into the past, addressed a man named Pete who would eat the chips and invest the nickels for me into that great deal we got from the native Americans on Manhattan Island, you know the details, we paid them 39 cents and a bag of wampum for the entire island. After thinking it over, and talking to a few of my smarter friends and I thought about trying it. I figured: "What have I got to lose except postage to New York in the year 1626, 3 nickels and a bag of chips, Right?" So, I took the plunge... Well GUESS WHAT!?...* :-) Within sixty three seconds, I started getting money in the mail from New York City!!!!!! And I was really shocked!!!!! At first, I figured it could not last, but the money just keeps coming in. In my first twenty four seconds, I made about $2500. By the end of the first minute I had made a total of over $1,000.000! In five minutes time I had over $10,000.000 and it's still coming, I have a line of Fedex trucks on my block that goes all the way down past the halfway house by the playground. Boy, am I glad I'm stupid and lazy!!! Because now, I'm also RICH!!! I could go on with this farce but I think my readers get my message. My friends call me Obi. I'm a network marketeer who believes in hard work and service. I plan to make my fortune selling my product too the world by building an organization of individuals who want to do the same thing. But first, I have some questions for those who understand why I posted this. Your answers are for your own edification. Did the title cause you to wonder if it could be possible to make that kind of money in that (or any other short/easy) time frame? Would you agree that you can't be "RICH" without being of service to the people around you? And that the more service you provide is the more worth you are to this world? With respect to large amounts of money, do you know that - "To get what you've never had, you must do what you've never done"? Would you like to be part of a winning team that really operates like a team? Go to my web site, look around and contact me if you like what you see. Obi www.2ndwind.usana.com